Pole Dancing Accountant – We can do ALL of your accounting and bookkeeping for a low monthly fee

Simply keep your books up to date with a suitable bookkeeping software package. At the end of the year, we will then take your books and use them to do all of your end-of-year accounts and taxes.


Or, just send me all of your financial records, receipts and invoices via posted envelope or email every month and we’ll do the rest.

What do you mean by ‘everything’?

Literally everything! This includes bookkeeping and end-of-year accounts.
My bookkeepers are equipped to transform all of your invoices and receipts into detailed accounts in our own system. Alternatively you can keep your own books in a system I can provide, or use your own.

You can focus on running your business with peace of mind that all your accounting is being handled by experienced accounting professionals. All for a simple monthly fee with no lump sums.

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Why pay a monthly fee?

The fixed low monthly fee spreads the cost of your accounting and bookkeeping over the entire year, which allows us to do your help you on a month-by-month basis. No hefty lump sums for your end of year accounts.

Who will handle my accounts?

Pole Dancing Accountant is a way to receive the highest quality accounting without breaking the bank. Your books will be handled by my trained and experienced bookkeepers, and your accounts will be cared for by a highly experienced, qualified, pole dancing accountant. Click here to find out more.

Prices – You’ll be surprised!

If you want to keep your own books, and just want help at the year end, and with general advice in the year, I have fixed fee prices.

If you want us to do your bookkeeping as well, I personalise every quote based on the size of your business and the quantity of your business transactions. To find out more, take a look at our fees page.

Get in touch for a personalised quote or free consultation

Contact me now for a no-obligation personalised quote. You can also book a free initial consultation to find out more about how I can help you.

4 reasons why you should use Pole Dancing Accountant -

1). Your accounts will be handled by a qualified and experienced pole dancing accountant, along with my qualified and experienced bookkeepers.

2). I always aim to put you in the best tax position possible.

3). I will help you as best I can with advice so your business can grow and prosper.

4). I can look after your accounts no matter where you are. I provide accounting services throughout the UK.